Almost a sucker.

i seriously need to come up with a brand new about me. mine is getting boring. i thought i won this trip thing to anaheim from Worldmark by Wyndham (cause I seriously never win anything. The only two things I've won are 1) a huge pink tote bag from Target at high school senior celebration and 2) a free gold's gym pass from entering a drawing at little caesar's...i didnt know that everyone won one of those). so i was so excited. but then i started doing a little research about this "prize" i won. THe first thing that pops up on google? Rip off report. Awesome. Not going to Anaheim or to South Jordan to "claim my prize." I was almost a sucker.

do you stop and actually read the lyrics of your favorite songs?

so my roommate nay-tar and i like to talk in song. that means, we play a song, and instead of sing the words, we speak them. and we mean, speak every word. take for example, britney spears. ah, that clever little lyricist. speak the words of "Dear diary". This is a classic. "Dear Diary. Today I saw a boy And I wondered if he noticed meHe took my breath awayDear diaryI can't get him off my mindAnd it scares me'Cause I've never felt this wayNo one in this worldKnows me better than you doSo diary I'll confide in youDear diaryToday I saw a boyAs he walked by I thought he smiled at meAnd I wonderedDoes he know what's in my heartI tried to smile, but I could hardly breatheShould I tell him how I feelOr would that scare him awayDiary, tell me what to doPlease tell me what to sayDear diaryOne touch of his handNow I can't wait to see that boy againHe smiledAnd I thought my heart could flyDiary, do you think that we'll be more than friends?I've got a feeling we'll be so much more than friends." Awesome.

sexy sunshine

i'm just sitting here, trying to figure out what to blog about now. the sun is outside shining, calling my name through its i-will-give-you-a-nice-golden-tan rays. come and play with me it says. begs in fact. it teases a bit when i go outside to drive - warming my skin in one spot, hinting that it can tan a lot more. man the sun is so sexy sometimes. i think if it was personified, it would look like...edward cullen...ok ok a real person...hmmm, maybe jude law would be the sun for britain. he seems pretty golden and sunshiney. who would be the sun for america...america's golden boy would be...yeah can't think of one right now. maybe dr. mcdreamy. yummy.

oh the disappointment

msn entertainment is slipping. either they got really crappy writers, or hollywood just isnt exciting enough. WHAT IS HAPPENING? Hell aka Hollywood must have definitely froze over, all of Dante's levels. Sad. I mean the only somewhat interesting news is that Kate Hudson made the no. 1 spot on People's 100 most beautiful people. Which reminded me of how Sarah Jessica Parker aka SJP was voted no. 1 most unsexiest woman in Maxim. Bah hahahahaha. She is pretty unsexy. Sucks for Matthew. Oh well. Other headlines for today's MSN Entertainment section? "Paula Gets Confused on 'Idol'" When is she not confused?? They have a lot of news on Dancing with the Stars aka DWTS (for those of you who don't keep up with the initialisms...not acronyms, acronyms sound like a word like NASA). Anyways, I used to love DWTS when Marie Osmond and Helio were on it but now I could care less. I met Marie by the way. She came to my church and I was completely star-struck. I had to say something. So I casually walked by tapped her on the shoulder and said "I voted for you on dancing with the stars!" and she said "thank you! you're so sweet!" and I walked away. Other witnesses may say that I was a little more awkward about the whole approach. But I didn't really vote for DWTS because I watched it on ABC.com post the voting period, I had to say something to her!

no more losers

"he or she that cares the most loses." officer whiting - via email from corina. i'm going to stop being so caring. i hate being a loser.

im baaaaaaaack

hello blog world. long time no see. so much has happened between my last post and now in the wonderful, shallow, plastic filled, backstabbing world of celebrity. i love the heidi montag video "higher". i admit i bought it on itunes when it came out and i rock out to that song all the time. i think i love it so much because her voice kind of sucks and makes you feel like you can sing good cause she sings in your range! ashlee simpson is having a little baby (and just released a CD which is awesome...though not awesome enough to buy on itunes for 10 dollars but definitely awesome enough for mp3fiesta where every cd is a dollar!). paris is dating nicole richie's baby daddy's band brother...no one cares about him which is why i didnt drop a name. madden or whatever. seriously, she tries to steal everyones thunder. me, i'm just trying to prepare ways for starting over. if i have to. which will suck. but you can start creating plans and alternate plans so if one falls through you can go to your backup and your backups backup. i love ugly betty. its the worlds best show. im waiting for season 2 to come out so i can watch it in all of its full glory. they also have a "MODE" magazine available at Barnes and Noble with Fabia Cosmetics advertisements. I went and got a pedi and a mani this weekend and I feel fabulous. There really is no other word. Ok maybe dainty. I feel a bit dainty.

booooo snow in april

april showers bring may flowers. NOT april snow. sick.