Sick Underwear Commercials

I hate the commercials where they have the girls dancing around in the underwear, doing flips and all sorts of weird acrobatic moves. It's disgusting and creepy to watch. I mean, first of all, these models/underwear dancers are a bunch of nobodies with figures that I want. And secondly, they are dancing around, advertising for underwear sold at Wal-Mart (no offense, but Vicki's and Gap Body make the quality stuff). Weird.

the hills

don't ask me why I love the hills...why Monday nights at 11:00 pm MST is devoted only to channel 53 and nothing else, not even a channel switch during the commercials...why their awkward facial expressions take up about 15 minutes of the show...why my relationship mirrors Audrina and Justin Bobby's...why justin bobby is the sexiest advice giver/wherever the wind blows and part time tool...and ultimately why spencer is a douche with a "flesh colored beard" (seriously, whoever coined that phrase was a genius)...

best week ever

i wish i was funny enough to be on best week ever. or at least write for their web site. their thing about the short celebrity men? genius. how LC is an in-the-closet-homosexual with a 'stache shadow? slightly insulting (because I heart the Hills), but still hilarious.

poor "other woman"

so, the latest "other woman" story is our dear hobo-chic sienna miller and her public shirtless escapades with Getty (I know, Getty? what kind of name is that). according to msn entertainment..."She knows she's been branded a marriage wrecker, but she swears it isn't the case," defends the confidant. "She says the marriage was over when she and Balthazar met and that he was ready to move on. He promised her the Earth, but he hasn't kept to any of his promises and has made no moves as far as a divorce is concerned." Seriously? Seriously. This is the story of every poor "other woman" in the movies and in real life. DUHHHHHHHH people. we all know that cheating men promise these things to get some but never follow through. wow, seriously.

and the latest from MSN.com

Practically my internet bible...apparently "the color red makes men amorous...Compared to when they were shown pictures with other colors, the women were considered by the men to be much more attractive, sexually desirable, and worthy of a more expensive date when they were framed by or shown wearing red. But red didn't affect how men rated the women in terms of likeability, intelligence or kindness, and had no effect on how females rated the attractiveness of the other females.Social conditioning may partly explain red's aphrodisiacal effect in men, but their responses likely stem from deeper biological roots, said the researchers, who noted that previous studies found that nonhuman male primates are particularly attracted to females displaying red. For example, female chimpanzees and baboons redden when nearing ovulation—a clear sexual signal to males.i hate the color red." Well, I hate the color red. But I guess if I want to get some, I'll buy a t-shirt from the U or something and get a booty call. Whatever.

Quenching Your Hollywood Thirst

For those of you who have been completely dried out and dehydrated of the juice that is celebrity gossip...here's the latest. Madonna and Guy Ritchie are divorcing. Woo hoo. No one cares, Madonna is old, she's STILL touring (those of you who have seen recent pics...sick). Danity Kane split up. Everyone all together now...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Can we say depression for days? Seriously Aubrella, get it together. Aaaand Britney is making a comeback better than Mariah's emancipation. And that's about it. My latest obsession, believe it or not is not celebrities, it's Bloomberg TV (though I know hardly anything about the stock market) and creating financial budgets and my recipe book. You could say I'm taking on a "project domestication" (thank you Becky for coining the phrase). Don't worry folks, it's only a phase, I'll be back to celebs and other shallow things in no time.

return of the mack...jedi...and whatever else made a big return

seriously!? havent been a blogger since May. Pathetico. So much has happened in the past however many months I haven't posted (i don't count, i hate math). let's recap shall we: Britney (love her!) won VMA awards, Kim Kardashian is still dating Reggie Bush (love her, love him more), Posh Spice got a pixie cut and revealed it at Fashion Week, Gossip Girl, Ugly Betty and all your most favorite shows are out on DVD. By far the most important information you need. One step at a time people, I can't blog a novel right now.