poor "other woman"

so, the latest "other woman" story is our dear hobo-chic sienna miller and her public shirtless escapades with Getty (I know, Getty? what kind of name is that). according to msn entertainment..."She knows she's been branded a marriage wrecker, but she swears it isn't the case," defends the confidant. "She says the marriage was over when she and Balthazar met and that he was ready to move on. He promised her the Earth, but he hasn't kept to any of his promises and has made no moves as far as a divorce is concerned." Seriously? Seriously. This is the story of every poor "other woman" in the movies and in real life. DUHHHHHHHH people. we all know that cheating men promise these things to get some but never follow through. wow, seriously.

and the latest from MSN.com

Practically my internet bible...apparently "the color red makes men amorous...Compared to when they were shown pictures with other colors, the women were considered by the men to be much more attractive, sexually desirable, and worthy of a more expensive date when they were framed by or shown wearing red. But red didn't affect how men rated the women in terms of likeability, intelligence or kindness, and had no effect on how females rated the attractiveness of the other females.Social conditioning may partly explain red's aphrodisiacal effect in men, but their responses likely stem from deeper biological roots, said the researchers, who noted that previous studies found that nonhuman male primates are particularly attracted to females displaying red. For example, female chimpanzees and baboons redden when nearing ovulation—a clear sexual signal to males.i hate the color red." Well, I hate the color red. But I guess if I want to get some, I'll buy a t-shirt from the U or something and get a booty call. Whatever.

Quenching Your Hollywood Thirst

For those of you who have been completely dried out and dehydrated of the juice that is celebrity gossip...here's the latest. Madonna and Guy Ritchie are divorcing. Woo hoo. No one cares, Madonna is old, she's STILL touring (those of you who have seen recent pics...sick). Danity Kane split up. Everyone all together now...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Can we say depression for days? Seriously Aubrella, get it together. Aaaand Britney is making a comeback better than Mariah's emancipation. And that's about it. My latest obsession, believe it or not is not celebrities, it's Bloomberg TV (though I know hardly anything about the stock market) and creating financial budgets and my recipe book. You could say I'm taking on a "project domestication" (thank you Becky for coining the phrase). Don't worry folks, it's only a phase, I'll be back to celebs and other shallow things in no time.

return of the mack...jedi...and whatever else made a big return

seriously!? havent been a blogger since May. Pathetico. So much has happened in the past however many months I haven't posted (i don't count, i hate math). let's recap shall we: Britney (love her!) won VMA awards, Kim Kardashian is still dating Reggie Bush (love her, love him more), Posh Spice got a pixie cut and revealed it at Fashion Week, Gossip Girl, Ugly Betty and all your most favorite shows are out on DVD. By far the most important information you need. One step at a time people, I can't blog a novel right now.

Almost a sucker.

i seriously need to come up with a brand new about me. mine is getting boring. i thought i won this trip thing to anaheim from Worldmark by Wyndham (cause I seriously never win anything. The only two things I've won are 1) a huge pink tote bag from Target at high school senior celebration and 2) a free gold's gym pass from entering a drawing at little caesar's...i didnt know that everyone won one of those). so i was so excited. but then i started doing a little research about this "prize" i won. THe first thing that pops up on google? Rip off report. Awesome. Not going to Anaheim or to South Jordan to "claim my prize." I was almost a sucker.

do you stop and actually read the lyrics of your favorite songs?

so my roommate nay-tar and i like to talk in song. that means, we play a song, and instead of sing the words, we speak them. and we mean, speak every word. take for example, britney spears. ah, that clever little lyricist. speak the words of "Dear diary". This is a classic. "Dear Diary. Today I saw a boy And I wondered if he noticed meHe took my breath awayDear diaryI can't get him off my mindAnd it scares me'Cause I've never felt this wayNo one in this worldKnows me better than you doSo diary I'll confide in youDear diaryToday I saw a boyAs he walked by I thought he smiled at meAnd I wonderedDoes he know what's in my heartI tried to smile, but I could hardly breatheShould I tell him how I feelOr would that scare him awayDiary, tell me what to doPlease tell me what to sayDear diaryOne touch of his handNow I can't wait to see that boy againHe smiledAnd I thought my heart could flyDiary, do you think that we'll be more than friends?I've got a feeling we'll be so much more than friends." Awesome.

sexy sunshine

i'm just sitting here, trying to figure out what to blog about now. the sun is outside shining, calling my name through its i-will-give-you-a-nice-golden-tan rays. come and play with me it says. begs in fact. it teases a bit when i go outside to drive - warming my skin in one spot, hinting that it can tan a lot more. man the sun is so sexy sometimes. i think if it was personified, it would look like...edward cullen...ok ok a real person...hmmm, maybe jude law would be the sun for britain. he seems pretty golden and sunshiney. who would be the sun for america...america's golden boy would be...yeah can't think of one right now. maybe dr. mcdreamy. yummy.