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i'm still at work. yes, it's 7 pm. yes, it's friday night. yes, i was going to go to the ward dance with DJ iPod. yes, i eat Wendy's pretty much every day. yes, i don't give a flying fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh. sorry, i don't use that expression, let alone spell it very often, so i had to give it a try to see what it looked it.

latest celeb gossip...hmm...well, if you consider latest as in the past two years that i haven't posted about celebrities then holy shiz. again, i had to type that word out. but i actually do use it more often. anyways, latest celeb gossip...hmm, let me think, let me think.

pretty sure i posted about the death of heath ledger...wow, was that two years ago?! what else? uh...justin timberlake broke up with jessica biel. samantha ronson and lindsay lohan, uh snore. no one cares. but obviously i cared enough to mention it in this post. wow, maybe i will have to dive into MSN entertainment archives and plagiarism <-- typed "plagerize" so i could use the spell check on mozilla and it gave me plagiarism. so i inserted that instead.

Let Tiger Roar

So I worked on an opinion editorial paper with a friend of mine last night. We were supposed to write about a current issue being discussed in the media. He thought maybe we should write on illegal immigrants, healthcare, the Haiti issue. I chose the Tiger Woods infidelity scandal. Just proof of why I write this blog. I'm shallow that way. When people say keep up with current events, I do. The celeb ones. No doi <--tribute to Ashlie for continuously trying to bring back that phrase. I need to remember to incorporate it more often in my daily vocabulary.

2010 Look Who's Bizack

Young hova. That's who. It's been a little over a year since my last blog post. Ridic. Yep, I said "ridic" as in the shortened version of "ridiculous, OMG, shut-up!, etc." So much has happened within the world of celebrity in 2009. I am a wee bit embarrassed that since I grew up and got a real job, sort of...er...flexible on the "grew up" part, my interest/obsession of celebs has diminished. Not entirely, but a good majority of my work day was camping out on MSN.com Entertainment, and occasionally VH1 Best Week Ever if someone sent me a valuable link. And I also cut off my internet from my BlackBerry (those of you who know the nickname for that phone, I would have inserted it, but it would have probably caused offense to one of my three readers...ok probably no offense, but my blog is public!) Anyways, since I cut off my internet from my phone, I no longer can avoid the awkward run in with the people I am friends with on Facebook but wouldn't dare dreaming of saying "hi" in real life. You know you do that too. What was my point? Oh ya, I used to use my phone internet to go on MSN.com Entertainment while in passing of an "acquaintance" to avoid them, but now I just have to fake text. That's right, if you sort of know me, but not really, and you've seen me whip out my phone, without saying hi to you, FAKE TEXT! So I guess I'm re-entering the blog world. Maybe when I get married, I'll write a more serious "blog" about my wonderful, married life and post pictures of the marital bliss weight that we gain. NOT. Blogging about shallow celebs is so much more fun. Maybe when I finally tie the knot, I'll blog about married/cheating/sometimes-on-sometimes-off celebs. The latest? Jake and Reese are off. Ok, not latest, but still, sad.