confession number two

so i have another confession. i would sort of fib to the visitor parking gatekeepers to park in the visitor parking at the wilk. i would pull up and they would say "are you a student?" and proudly i would say "not anymore!"...that was in the summer...ok ok....last summer. but now i really am NOT a student so i can totally park in the visitor parking guilt free.

rock on x-mas

it's christmas now! yay! the fam bam and i are all doing our shopping after christmas. blast byu, don't let us out til the 22nd. we've partially replaced santa with the "drawing names out of a hat" idea. the first year we started that, i had one of my sisters. we each got 200 dollars to get three gifts for our secret person. after we buy them their three, we got to keep the rest of the money. my sister wanted a cell phone and a cd player. so, me being as selfish as i was back then, motivated by the love of money, bought her a toy cell phone (came with a beeper) and a cd player from wal-mart, the cheapest one i could find, and something else, all coming to a grand total of 30 bones. i kept the rest. how grinch/scrooge-like i was back then, a selfish freshman in high school. now that i am a college grad, i spread the love of the byu bookstore to all the fam. thank you 20% off days and free gift wrapping (those people are so talented!)

another

i feel so behind on my blog posts. its been like 2 days. so i decided to write another. im trying to think what about. hold on...let me check msn.com...(read for about 3 minutes)...another katie holmes thing...wow there really must not be a lot going on in the world of celebrity especially when they have to write about katie holmes again. but i must admit it is some pretty good stuff sometimes. and then theres the kate moss and pete loser thing. NO ONE CARES ABOUT THEM. it really must be a slow week. where is britney when you need her? oh wait. its jamie lynn now. oh those spears's. showing each other up again. i think the mom got her to say she's pregnant to get more publicity for her book. they really know how to work it. we should study them in our communciations classes. OH WAIT, i dont have those anymore. bah ha. anyways, i quote from msn.com aka THE source. "Three years ago, when Sean Preston and Jayden James were just a twinkle in Britney Spears' un-court-monitored eye, she wrote in one her Letters of Truth, "Cooking is kind of like motherhood. To be really good at it, you don't need instructions. You kind of just go on instinct and what feels right. And we all know how that turned out. So we're a wee bit concerned now that her little sis, Jamie Lynn, 16, whose bombshell baby revelation to OK! still has us reeling, appears to be adopting a similarly intuitive attitude.
"I think it's something that you just know how to do," she tells OK! of the bun baking in her oven. "As your body changes and all these things happen, I think it becomes natural to know what to do. Even more disconcerting is Jamie Lynn's conviction that she'll learn everything she needs to know from mother Lynne, who we're guessing isn't about to sit her down for a chapter-by-chapter discussion of "What to Expect While You're Expecting" or the pros and cons of the Ferber method.
"I have a great mom and she has raised three kids, so if I take lessons from her, I think I'll be great," the "Zoey 101" starlet tells the magazine of Lynne, who has taken the brunt of the blame (rightly or wrongly -- your call) for the way her showbiz-steered offspring have turned out. "

KEEP READING THERE'S MORE...

TMZ.com reports Britney bought her little sis a $500 gift basket from Los Angeles baby boutique Petit Tresor on Wednesday, filling it with a variety of white-hued items including a blanket, stuffed elephant, onesies, socks and sneakers, along with a note reading, "Dear J.L., We love you! Brit, Sean and Jayden."
More disturbingly, she also ordered a tank top emblazoned with the words, "Hot Mama 2 B," because that's the message you want to send to Jamie Lynn's already traumatized tween fan base."


Now to sum it up, Jamie Lynn and Casey want to get married to some media and are calling it quits to others. But their parents think they shouldn't because they are too young. Of course, they weren't too young to have a baby.

Say it with me. Oi. (as you slap your own forehead and then proceed to shake it in hopelessness)

ATX

home FINALLY. i think i've sung enough to last me the rest of 2008. thank you mama. and thank you partial talent to sightread. oh and i think ive eaten enough to last me through 2009. i think i eat when i am at home mostly because my sister and mom look at me with twisted faces when i sit down to eat. so i think i eat to make them grossed out. :) they are getting me a week long pass to lifetime which is apparently the gym of all gyms. as long as we drive there i'm good, and if they have some snacks. i blog like im a fat girl or something. let your imaginations run wild those of you i have not met. i know you are judging me. judge on suckers. i'm happy and healthy. besides, curves are in. beyonce said so....so did queen latifah.

kaaaaaaylene

you can definitely leave comments on my blog. p.s. this blog post is dedicated to kaylene. :) rock on beautiful people. and if you arent beautiful like the rest of the shallow people i observe in my blog, its ok, you can take pictures of us.

screening

i think i need to give permission to people to comment on my blog. creepos, NOT invited.

Things I love

1. Spotting funny backpack runners on campus
2. Finding more than $5 in my pocket, anything less is...eh...ok
3. Passing a class that I probably didn't deserve to pass based on my work ethic
4. Anything that makes you look skinny
5. Office supplies, any kind, especially colorful ones...or ones that are really hip
6. Watching really awkward flirting people...so I can laugh
7. Blogging...duh
8. Reading meaningless, pathetic celebrity gossip...did you hear about Jamie Lynn!????
9. Seeing people trip and try to cover it up
10. Being the last car on the left turn arrow right before it turns red