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i feel so behind on my blog posts. its been like 2 days. so i decided to write another. im trying to think what about. hold on...let me check msn.com...(read for about 3 minutes)...another katie holmes thing...wow there really must not be a lot going on in the world of celebrity especially when they have to write about katie holmes again. but i must admit it is some pretty good stuff sometimes. and then theres the kate moss and pete loser thing. NO ONE CARES ABOUT THEM. it really must be a slow week. where is britney when you need her? oh wait. its jamie lynn now. oh those spears's. showing each other up again. i think the mom got her to say she's pregnant to get more publicity for her book. they really know how to work it. we should study them in our communciations classes. OH WAIT, i dont have those anymore. bah ha. anyways, i quote from msn.com aka THE source. "Three years ago, when Sean Preston and Jayden James were just a twinkle in Britney Spears' un-court-monitored eye, she wrote in one her Letters of Truth, "Cooking is kind of like motherhood. To be really good at it, you don't need instructions. You kind of just go on instinct and what feels right. And we all know how that turned out. So we're a wee bit concerned now that her little sis, Jamie Lynn, 16, whose bombshell baby revelation to OK! still has us reeling, appears to be adopting a similarly intuitive attitude.
"I think it's something that you just know how to do," she tells OK! of the bun baking in her oven. "As your body changes and all these things happen, I think it becomes natural to know what to do. Even more disconcerting is Jamie Lynn's conviction that she'll learn everything she needs to know from mother Lynne, who we're guessing isn't about to sit her down for a chapter-by-chapter discussion of "What to Expect While You're Expecting" or the pros and cons of the Ferber method.
"I have a great mom and she has raised three kids, so if I take lessons from her, I think I'll be great," the "Zoey 101" starlet tells the magazine of Lynne, who has taken the brunt of the blame (rightly or wrongly -- your call) for the way her showbiz-steered offspring have turned out. "

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TMZ.com reports Britney bought her little sis a $500 gift basket from Los Angeles baby boutique Petit Tresor on Wednesday, filling it with a variety of white-hued items including a blanket, stuffed elephant, onesies, socks and sneakers, along with a note reading, "Dear J.L., We love you! Brit, Sean and Jayden."
More disturbingly, she also ordered a tank top emblazoned with the words, "Hot Mama 2 B," because that's the message you want to send to Jamie Lynn's already traumatized tween fan base."


Now to sum it up, Jamie Lynn and Casey want to get married to some media and are calling it quits to others. But their parents think they shouldn't because they are too young. Of course, they weren't too young to have a baby.

Say it with me. Oi. (as you slap your own forehead and then proceed to shake it in hopelessness)