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Going to meet the MSN entertainment writers one day. You know, the ones that write about really, really bad celebrity fashion? They write the cleverest things. So clever, I've put them on my facebook quote wall once or twice. However, they did write some news about Hulk. I am sad about Hulk Hogan's divorce. Almost as sad as Brad and Jen's divorce aaaand Rebecca Romijn and John Stamos aaaand the break-up of Summer and Seth and I'm going to stop there before I reveal how much I keep up with celebrity gossip. Anyways, who on the planet would marry either one of them except for each other. I mean look at them, seriously. All fake, bleach blonde and orange. The only other people I think would maybe work with them (if they divorced too...and maybe weren't as white trash looking..er?) is that Dog the Bounty Hunter and his wife. The world doesn't make sense yet again.

And the random for the day, I can't wait for OfficeMax to bring back the ElfYourself. Had I known about it back when I created my first one, I totally would have print screened myself and put that picture in instead of this lame one:

uncomfortable things

Had a "politically and socially" incorrect conversation today at work (while I was creating a blog for work, I'm a machine). Natania told me that it was. We talked about how looking at uglies makes us uncomfortable and trying to get as much action as you can before you go to Asia cause you probably won't want any there. Then we came up with blog topics....for the both of us, and for work of course, cause that's where we were, trying to earn the big bucks. So, as a little teaser...here's what might be coming soon: Funny dreams, Floral designs, The Hills talk, My Quirky Childhood, People who take pictures of themselves, gotta love the "print screen" button and Playing the "Who Settled" game. If you are expecting any bearing of the soul posts, puh-lease. That's what the facebook "status" is for. Losers. Oh and don't ask me what this picture is. I print screened it off of This Week In Pictures. Yeah...and I have Limewire. Wha-whaaaaaaaaaat.

Grandmother Satchel!!

Oh this is what I want for Christmas (hint hint mom and dad)...well one of the three things. The grandmother satchel from UrbanOutfitters. Grand. Please please oh please! I love love it.

p.s.

I wish the blog didn't show the time I posted things so it wouldn't say to everyone "newest blog camper who has no life" on it.

Increasing my SEO

So I'm trying to figure out how to increase my SEO so more people can find my blog so I can be more popular in the blogosphere. Pretty soon, I think I will be able to run for blogosphere president. What words do I need to put in here so people can find me more...pornie...fantasy football...youtube...facebook...myspace...paris hilton...britney spears...lindsay lohan...the rest of the spiraling out of control, fake tanning celebrity maniacs...and I think that should do it. Now I am going to google these words and see if I come up....................BAD IDEA!

To Becky, my blogosphere mentor

This poem is dedicated to Becky, my blogosphere mentor who showed me how to publish my first post, display my first picture, do that RSS..SSR..SR thing, make labels and customize my iGoogle page (which, by the way is my new home page). So here it goes....

Becks Becks
Sends lots of texts
about 485.
She loves to blog,
go for a jog
and work on 485.
She's a big tailgater
posts about it on her blog later
and then works on 485.

The end.

ABC.com

I watch ABC.com religiously. Mostly because I don't have a TV with cable and BYU hasn't blocked the site yet. I usually watch the ABC.com shows in this order, because the times they fall on during the week.

Mondays:
1. Desperate Housewives
Tuesdays:
2. The Hills
Thurdsays:
1. Dirty Sexy Money
2. Pushing Daisies
3. Private Practice (this one is not that good but I watch it mostly because of Addison Montgomery, who isn't on Grey's anymore which makes me so sad, but I love her so I have to watch the show)
Fridays (This is the best day everrrrrrr)
1. Ugly Betty
2. Grey's Anatomy
(sometimes I switch the order of the two depending on how intense the previews were)
3. Big Shots (If I run out of episodes to watch, but they haven't had a new episode in a really long time because of that writer's protest strike thing. Boo activists...or wannabe activists).

I NEED a Holiday Sweater

This is the Halloween costume/seat cover that inspired my need to collect Holiday sweaters.

This past Halloween, I decided that I wanted to start collecting holiday clothing items and accessories. So, October 31st, I went to Target, bought me some extra large (kids size) halloween leggings, a pumpkin chair cushion thing (because they didn't have any costumes), an orange and purple ribbon (because purple is the new, hot hot Halloween color...except for I didn't think it was that new, but my floral design teacher did, so whatever she says is scripture, clearly), and some Halloween booties.

After getting all of that holiday spirit stuff, I decided I wanted things for all holidays, particularly holiday sweaters. Does anyone know where to get them? I am picturing one with a big Christmas tree on it, or a snow man, but I want a boyfriend style holiday sweater. Two people that I've asked got them from Norway or from a cousin. NONE of my cousins would ever consider looking at a holiday sweater so that's out of the question, and Norway is do-able but I have capstone that is taking over my life right now. I already have a pretty sweet 4th of July vest from D.I. so that can be checked off the list. That is basically my new life dream, to find holiday sweaters. Oh, and to attend a Celine Dion concert in Vegas, but I only have about 30 more days to do that, cause this is her last year. Sad.

My First Official Blog

This is my first official blog. I've officially graduated from facebook. It's 12:47 a.m. I put the time in because a lot of people put the time in their blogs and I figured that's just what you put in until you have more meaningful things to put in your blog. Put the time in.