Increasing my SEO

So I'm trying to figure out how to increase my SEO so more people can find my blog so I can be more popular in the blogosphere. Pretty soon, I think I will be able to run for blogosphere president. What words do I need to put in here so people can find me more...pornie...fantasy football...youtube...facebook...myspace...paris hilton...britney spears...lindsay lohan...the rest of the spiraling out of control, fake tanning celebrity maniacs...and I think that should do it. Now I am going to google these words and see if I come up....................BAD IDEA!