after chatting up the paparazzi at the gas station and leaving the manufacturers tag on the glasses (i bet they are fake) i quote ms. brit "stop taking pictures of me, i'm ugly right now."
And the best gossip of the day (didn't write this)...Beckhams to Vegas: Thanks for the Mammaries...(they showed up to some vegas strip club, and someone got a quote...)
Chimes in an excited stripper, "All the girls thought it was Christmas come early. When the group chose me to dance for them I couldn't believe my luck. I put on a really sexy show."
p.s. im going to start using the word hoi polloi (picture john travolta in a fat suit aka hairspray big mama) and brouhaha
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