did i tell you about the time i got bit by a horse? a real one???

when i was 8, i used to play at my friends house, peter and emma. they had three horses, star, candy kisses and i forgot the moms name. anyways, i was jumping on the trampoline one day, you know the ones they bury in the ground so its not super high up...anyways, i lean against the fence just taking a jumping break, and star comes and bites my back! it hurt so bad! aaaand he ate a whole through my favorite shirt, it was a pink shirt with three octopuses in the front and it said "taco salad - hawaii" on it. i had a big bruise! the next day, i heard star kicked a neighbor kid in the face. he's in my glue stick now.